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50 Things to do in an Elevator

Everyone on the blog seems a little grumpy so here is something to cheer you up!

This was a post from last year and it is hilarious so enjoy!

50 (or less…) Fun Things To Do In An Elevator

1. Make race car noises when people get on and off.
4. Whistle the first 7 notes of “It’s a Small World” incessantly.
5. Sell Girl Scout Cookies.
6. On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.
7. Shave.
8. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask, “Got enough air in there?”
9. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.
10. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
11. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to pull the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
12. Lean over to another passenger and whisper, “Ever had a Wet Willy?”
13. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you “Admiral.”
14. One word: Flatulence!
15. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go “plink” at the bottom.
16. Do Tai Chi exercises.
17. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: “I’ve got new socks on.”
18. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back, “Oh, not now, stupid motion sickness!”
20. Meow occasionally.
21. Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.
22. Frown and mutter, “Gotta go, gotta go,” then sigh and say, “oops!”
23. Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.
24. Sing “Mary Had a Little Lamb” while continuously pushing buttons.
25. Holler, “Chutes away!!” whenever the elevator descends.
26. Walk on with a cooler that says “Human Head” on the side.
27. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce, “You’re one of THEM!” and move to the far corner of the elevator.
28. Burp, then say, “Mmmmm…..tasty!”
29. Leave a box between the doors.
30. Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them.
31. Wear a hand puppet and talk to the other passengers “through” it.
32. Start a sing-along.
33. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask, “Is that your beeper?”
34. Play the accordion.
35. Shadow box.
36. Say, “Ding!” at each floor.
37. Lean against the button panel.
38. Say, “I wonder what all these do?” and then push ALL the red buttons.
39. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
40. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your “personal space.”
41. Bring a chair along.
46. Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.
47. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
48. Wear “X-Ray Specs” and leer suggestively at other passengers.
49. Stare at your thumb and say, “I think it’s getting bigger.”
50. If anyone brushes against you, recoil fiercely and scream, “BAD TOUCH!”

How to be in your Happy Place :)

How to Be in Your Happy Place

from wikiHow - The How to Manual That You Can Edit

Too stressed? Need some relaxation? Your happy place will help ease your troubles,and make you feel like you’re ready to take on another day. Without using a map to get there,
here are some tips on, “How to be in your happy place.”

Steps

1. Think of where your happy place is. Where do you feel comfortable? What makes you happy? What do you enjoy doing with your time? Your happy place can be with a relative who has passed away, or you can be in a snow covered field surrounded by birds and trees. Think of what you consider to be “a happy place.”
2. Relax your body by sitting on your floor, or wherever you’re most comfortable, and start breathing slowly.
3. Inhale, wait a few seconds, then exhale. Repeat until your body feels at peace. Now turn your relaxation into thinking about your happy place. Now that you’re relaxed, close your eyes, and think of your surroundings. Where are you? Who is there with you, or are you alone?
4. Remain still breathing slowly, think about the conversations that are going on around you. Listen to the way that your grandmother is laughing, or take in the aroma of your grandfathers stew. Think about things that you love, and the things that you miss.
5. Concentrate and act as if those people are really there with you. If someone hears you talking to yourself, don’t pay any attention to it, keep your thoughts on where your happy place is.

Tips

• If you can’t get away during the day to find your happy place, you can do this while laying in bed, the tub, or while taking a shower.
• Trying to find your happy place while doing dishes or cleaning the house may not relax you enough to find your happy place. Your mind will be concentrating on your daily chores, rather than happy thoughts.
• If it helps you, use photographs of your loved ones. Set them by you, to remind you of every little detail, their face, eyes, hair, even personality.
• If your happy place is on a beach, hold a sea shell in your hands while keeping your eyes closed. Picture yourself bending over to pick that shell up off the sand.
• Any little prop or memento will help you find, and be in your happy place, as long as you’re relaxed and focused on where your happy place is, and that you are in that place with people and things that you love, and thoughts that make you happy.
• Often times it helps to imagine your loved one and go for a stroll in the park.

Warnings

• Do not fall asleep in the bath.
• Do not get carried away with being in your happy place.
• Be Aware Of Your Surroundings

Article provided by wikiHow, a wiki how-to manual. Please edit this article and find author credits at the original wikiHow article on How to Be in Your Happy Place. All content on wikiHow can be shared under a Creative Commons license.

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